Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Praise Holy Mother

oxymoronic paradoxical contradictory spiritual attainment dissatisfying inescapable drama. sideways rumblings brainwashed high testosterone low fulfilment unintelligent irrelevant pointless competition. egotistical hedonistic philosophical apologetics self righteous indecipherable misery. Seamless fury anger dimensions biological response mechanism. Endless cycle of reactionary insubstantial armwaving. Rampage delight poopsmells crave the rigid institutional bias. gerrymandering politicians subsequently arrange poop contests. legalized marijuana and psychedelic drug usage. unimpeded heroin addicts careless removing fashionable clothing. Socially awkward eighteen year olds suggest sexual favors in exchange for crocodile shoes and all the pimp accessories. Teams from different lands agree on all points of doctrine. Buddhist monks improvise dance while naked spraying cocaine champagne showers across the stripper hall of fame and pornography awards ceremony. Jewish enterprising outer space black men ask unsurprisingly if the cake is non digital. All the planets fart in a chorus of annihilation and grandeur. Petite French attractive women with large breasts sneak the tiniest morning blowjob. Fractal timescales of sugar coated funnel cakes admire the black and skinny waitresses and we are all left to wonder what the corporations meant when they said that destroying the earth in pursuit of a good olde time was equivalent to a bowling leopard promptly inserting his last coin into the monopoly machine so that by the time the long line of church going white privileged elite got done and got enough kicks from gokarting that he could speed around the track in peace and solidarity as he gazed into the moonlight and realized that all the humans on the spinning rock are equally insane.